Open Thread: What's Your Weirdest Client Request?

Recently an editor included the question, "what's the weirdest thing a customer has requested?" on a list of topics to discuss during an interview with a small business owner. And I got a pretty wacky response that will add some humor to my article, so I thought I'd pose the question to you fabulous freelancers. (But please keep it PG.) I'll start. Two years ago, a new client wanted me to write articles for his website, but he was only willing to pay for words of three letters or more. Shockingly, the relationship fizzled out rather quickly. What about you? Any oddball requests or projects lately? Do tell!